Special Special Forces

[Greybeard]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group
call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).
The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis:

1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

Estimates are that the war should be over in about a week.

[dws1117]

That's funny. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that after my day.

[Walter]

They should have posted the "limit" at twelve. That would guarantee
that every redneck and 'Bubba' (and I use the terms respectfully)
would have killed at least 36, and tried to hide all but 12 of them
in the spare tire or over the gas tank.

I have no idea how that idea popped into my head, and I have NEVER
shot 'over' my limit of dove, or quail. Yep.

Walter

[Baytown]

Does it count toward you limit if they are in an ammo can hanging under your truck? I always thought limit was what you had on your person!

Glenn

[stevie_d_64]

And to think I thunk 25mm was too big to be carried around like that!

Later,
Steve