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The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:09 pm
by Keith B
I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category.

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This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of Fredericksburg , TX who reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge. The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned after excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Kerrville . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 4 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
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See, police do care. :lol:

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:33 pm
by speedsix
...love it!!!

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:39 pm
by hi-power
:smilelol5:

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:25 pm
by Heartland Patriot
That one will be sent on; thanks for the laugh.

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:36 pm
by Oldgringo
Never saw it coming. Good one! :thumbs2:

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:42 pm
by RPB
"rlol"

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:33 pm
by C-dub
Oldgringo wrote:Never saw it coming. Good one! :thumbs2:
Ditto. Where or where is my situational awareness? Has anyone seen it? :lol:

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:42 pm
by mikeintexas
I borrowed this one too!

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:50 pm
by PeteCamp
Thanks Keith....I just blew coffee all over my computer. :rules:

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:16 pm
by johncanfield
:lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Fredericksburg is where we (okay, she who must be obeyed) usually grocery shop. I'll try to find out who the poor misguided soul was :smilelol5: .

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:24 pm
by speedsix
C-dub wrote:
Oldgringo wrote:Never saw it coming. Good one! :thumbs2:
Ditto. Where or where is my situational awareness? Has anyone seen it? :lol:

...I did only because I'd seen it before...it's a wonderful thing...and sure to circulate a lot this year...I'll do MY part... :lol:

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:27 pm
by johnson0317
Oh, great...

I sat there wondering where I could look this up and validate it...

...turns out the only thing I validated is that I need to go on to bed.

RJ

Did the guy on the shirt look anything like this? :bigear:

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:55 pm
by sugar land dave
Nice one..... "rlol"

Re: The Police DO Care

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 1:48 am
by A-R
Told KeithB's joke to someone at range this weekend and was rewarded with this gem in return:

Jim is waiting at stop light when car pulls up next to him. It's filled with Middle Eastern looking guys who are burning an American flag, chanting "Death to America" and praising the hero martyrs of 9/11.

This makes Jim's blood boil, but he decides he must let it go and cannot get involved or start any trouble.

Light turns green. Other car takes off into intersection and is immediately T-boned by an 18-wheeler, car is destroyed, and all the Middle Eastern men inside are killed instantly.

Jim is dumbstruck. Sitting in his car, thinking: "My God, that could've been me."


...


The very next day, Jim signs up for truck driving school


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