Heard on Limbaugh show today

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Heard on Limbaugh show today

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This may not be a new story - but it was to me. Anyway, Rush was recounting the story of a guy who blew through a red light and was stopped by a police officer. When the officer came to the driver's window and asked for DL and proof of insurance, the driver handed him DL, proof of insurance and his concealed handgun license. The officer asked the driver if he was armed. The driver replied, "Yes." The officer asked, "What have you got and where is it?" The driver responded, "I have a 9mm Beretta at 4:00 o'clock, a 357 revelover under the seat, a 22 magnum derringer in my left boot and a 44 magnum revolver in the glove box." The officer, somewhat taken aback asked, "Anything else?" The driver said, "In the trunk, I have an AR-15 and a 12 gauge shotgun." The officer asked, "What are you afraid of?" The driver says, "Not a damn thing."

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Haven't listened to Rush in a while. May have to start tuning in again especially if he continues with these gems.

I chuckled when I read it and I'm still grinning. :cheers2:
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Rush was just reading something I saw posted somewhere within the last week. Don't have time so search for it. But it is a good story. Glad he read it.
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It's in the "Really bad jokes" thread in the off-topic forum.
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I happened to be tuned in and heard it. I imediately thought of this forum since I heard it here first.

It must be making the email rounds because my wife forwarded it to me too. ;-)
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TXlaw1 wrote:Rush was just reading something I saw posted somewhere within the last week. Don't have time so search for it. But it is a good story. Glad he read it.
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MoJo wrote:
TXlaw1 wrote:Rush was just reading something I saw posted somewhere within the last week. Don't have time so search for it. But it is a good story. Glad he read it.
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Right, MoJo. You are the one who posted it first. Well done and thanks for posting it and this link to the original post.
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I saw this a couple of weeks ago on the Kansas concealed carry forum, but was labeled as a Texan that was pulled over for some infraction.
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Thanks for posting the complete story. I left out the part where the officer asks if the driver is going to a gun range or something.
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