How to Quickly Fail a DWI

Most CHL/LEO contacts are positive, how about yours? Bloopers are fun, but no names please, if it will cause a LEO problems!

Moderators: carlson1, Keith B

Post Reply
User avatar

Topic author
Keith B
Moderator
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 18502
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:29 pm

How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#1

Post by Keith B »

Here is how to get an instant DWI :lol:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=sFjFiQTSPes[/youtube]
Keith
Texas LTC Instructor, Missouri CCW Instructor, NRA Certified Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun Instructor and RSO, NRA Life Member

Psalm 82:3-4
Top
User avatar

carlson1
Moderator
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 11779
Joined: Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:11 am

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#2

Post by carlson1 »

:smilelol5:
Image
Top
User avatar

AEA
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 5110
Joined: Sat May 12, 2007 12:00 pm
Location: North Texas

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#3

Post by AEA »

:shock: :nono: :rolll "rlol" "rlol"
Alan - ANYTHING I write is MY OPINION only.
Certified Curmudgeon - But, my German Shepherd loves me!
NRA-Life, USN '65-'69 & '73-'79: RM1
1911's RULE!
Top
User avatar

jbirds1210
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 3368
Joined: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:36 pm
Location: Texas City, Texas

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#4

Post by jbirds1210 »

Wow. :cheers2:
NRA Life Member
TSRA Life Member

"No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child."
Top

stash
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 850
Joined: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:04 am
Location: Woodcreek

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#5

Post by stash »

Hey, I know DWI is serious business but at least the LEO has a sense of humor. Should I ever get stopped (been about 50 years since last time) I would like it to be a LEO like him. That was pretty funny.
TSRA
NRA
TFC
USMC 1961-1966
Top
User avatar

timdsmith72
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 437
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:54 pm
Location: Carrollton, TX

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#6

Post by timdsmith72 »

:lol:: "rlol" "rlol"
Top
User avatar

Fangs
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 1229
Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:18 pm
Location: San Marcos, TX

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#7

Post by Fangs »

I'm doing that next time I get pulled over, now I just need to figure out how to seem drunk enough to get breath tested. How do you get the smell of alcohol on your breath without actually drinking? :headscratch
"When I was a kid, people who did wrong were punished, restricted, and forbidden. Now, when someone does wrong, all of the rest of us are punished, restricted, and forbidden. The one who did the wrong is counselled and "understood" and fed ice cream." - speedsix
Top
User avatar

The Annoyed Man
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 26852
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:59 pm
Location: North Richland Hills, Texas
Contact:
Contact The Annoyed Man

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#8

Post by The Annoyed Man »

Fangs wrote: How do you get the smell of alcohol on your breath without actually drinking? :headscratch
Lysterine?
“Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

― G. Michael Hopf, "Those Who Remain"

#TINVOWOOT
Top

KRM45
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 881
Joined: Fri Mar 24, 2006 6:48 pm
Location: DFW

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#9

Post by KRM45 »

Fangs wrote:I'm doing that next time I get pulled over, now I just need to figure out how to seem drunk enough to get breath tested. How do you get the smell of alcohol on your breath without actually drinking? :headscratch
The place I work the Intoxilyzer is in the jail. Somewhere along the way I don't think it will be so funny. :cryin

That is a funny clip. I bet it was staged.
Top
User avatar

Oldgringo
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 11203
Joined: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:15 pm
Location: Pineywoods of east Texas

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#10

Post by Oldgringo »

I think I know that guy? ;-) Can the video be run a little slower and the guy shown without his cap?
Top
User avatar

Jeff B.
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 564
Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 1:21 pm
Location: Flower Mound

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#11

Post by Jeff B. »

DWI has rightfully become a serious crime, not a joke, but that one is pretty good... I had to run it twice to fully appreciate it.

Reminds me of a situation back in college with a friend. We were droppedoff at the local watering hole (planned a big night, didn't want a car around) and proceeded with said plan. We then started hoofing the 2 miles or so to our Fraternity House. Of course, it was February in Maine, soyou can imagin it was a bit chilly. A cruiser from the town pulled up,asked us where we were headed, if we had a car, etc., my buddy had recently been arrested for DUI and was still a bit testy about it. The Officer asked us for ID (wanted to make sure we were of age) and then asked us if we wanted a ride...

Before I could answer, my semi-coherent pal asked him, "To Where ?", (since the last ride he had from a cop was to jail), which broke up both me and the Officer... After he caught his breath, he said "home"...

I sure hope there are still some quality guys like that out there, with some sense and a bit of humor!

Jeff B.
Don’t ever let someone get away with telling you that no one wants to take your guns. - Joe Huffman
Top
User avatar

bryang
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 1453
Joined: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:29 am
Location: Ft. Worth/Dallas

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#12

Post by bryang »

That was a funny video. "rlol"

-geo
"I am crucified with Christ: Nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me" -Gal 2:20

NRA-TSRA-Life Member
American Legion USN-GM
"Μολών λαβέ!"

Project One Million:Texas - Get Involved - Join The NRA & TSRA -TODAY!
Top

Eddie2612
Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 75
Joined: Sun May 03, 2009 6:02 pm

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#13

Post by Eddie2612 »

awesome.. anyone know where that is?
_____________
Eddie

Glock 19 - IWB
Ruger P345 = .45
Sig Sauer Mosquito .22LR
Top
User avatar

stevie_d_64
Senior Member
Posts in topic: 2
Posts: 7590
Joined: Fri Mar 04, 2005 11:17 pm
Location: 77504

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#14

Post by stevie_d_64 »

Sounds Polish...Somewhat slavic in the language...

The "officer" who had the portable breathalizer had no duty belt on, so in a way, even though it was funny, it appears to be staged...

I liked it...
"Perseverance and Preparedness triumph over Procrastination and Paranoia every time.” -- Steve
NRA - Life Member
"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"
Μολών λαβέ!
Top

Ziran
Member
Posts in topic: 1
Posts: 78
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:37 pm

Re: How to Quickly Fail a DWI

#15

Post by Ziran »

The language they are speaking is Russian not Polish.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “LEO Contacts & Bloopers”