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'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:16 am
by stevie_d_64
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'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup

HARRISBURG, Pa. – A retired police chief said he was robbed by "probably the dumbest criminal in Pennsylvania," at a police officers' convention on Friday morning. John Comparetto said as he came out of a stall in the men's room, a man pointed a gun in his face and demanded money. There were 300 narcotics officers from Pennsylvania and Ohio at the gathering.

Comparetto gave up his money and cell phone. But when the man fled, Comparetto and some colleagues chased him. They arrested a 19-year-old man as he was trying to leave in a taxi.

The suspect is also awaiting trial on four previous robbery charges.

The suspect was arraigned and taken to Dauphin County Prison. When a reporter asked the suspect for comment as he was led out of court, he said, "I'm smooth."

Re: 'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 11:18 am
by stevie_d_64
Obviously a product of an oppressive, recessionist government scheme to keep him down...

He needed to interview for a position in the correctional institution of that state to recieve 3 hots and a cot...

Sigh...Another successful job search...

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Re: 'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:12 pm
by forever_frost
That's actually painfully stupid.

Re: 'Dumbest criminal' nabbed in cop convention holdup

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:23 am
by bryang
That has to be one of the best "dumbest criminal" stories I have heard. :smilelol5:

"I'm smooth" "rlol"

-geo