ROFLMAOSTChi-power wrote: So at first this bum said his wife went out the back door to check the pig and just gets shot. Then the bottom drops out on that tail because it's too far over the moon, so the cop takes a seat and fundamentally changes his story: He drank too many Heinie-cans or Duffs, rears and fires his gun wildly behind the house and his wife ends up with a bullet hole in her derriere. The bottom line is he should receive a stern sentence for breeching gun safety rules.
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