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IN: Police impersonator got Forrest Gumped

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:16 pm
by ELB
https://fox59.com/2019/03/22/homeowner- ... impd-says/

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Officers say he was wearing a police vest when he tried to hold-up two men and a woman inside a home on Indy’s southeast side.

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Police say one of the people inside the home pulled out a gun and shot Simion.

Simion fled from the home, but police found him. Medics transported him to the hospital to be treated for a gunshot wound to his buttocks. Police say it is not a life-threatening injury.

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Re: IN: Police impersonator got Forrest Gumped

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:06 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Police say it is not a life-threatening injury.
That’s surprising, since it appears that’s where he was keeping his brains.

Re: IN: Police impersonator got Forrest Gumped

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:20 pm
by Pawpaw
It sounds like there's a good chance of brain injury.

Re: IN: Police impersonator got Forrest Gumped

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:30 pm
by carlson1
Pawpaw wrote: Fri Mar 22, 2019 3:20 pm It sounds like there's a good chance of brain injury.
:smilelol5:

Re: IN: Police impersonator got Forrest Gumped

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 7:33 pm
by Keith B
Gots to have some ‘fore ya can injure ‘em

Re: IN: Police impersonator got Forrest Gumped

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 9:23 am
by JustSomeOldGuy
Anybody else have a 'Waco Kid' flashback from "Blazing Saddles" on this one? "rlol"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ITqS2uTPD4

Either
1) shooter thought vest might be bullet resistant and picked an alternate target, or
2) she DID pick 'center of mass' on the target, and in this imposter's case, it WASN'T his torso...... :biggrinjester: