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Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:59 pm
by RPB
Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Apr 22, 2011 9:36 AM CDT
By Erica L. Rodriguez
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Michael J. Walker was celebrating his 24th birthday at Fast Eddie's Pool hall on South Valley Mills Drive. He was in the parking lot with a few other people, when he pulled out a gun and fired several shots in the air.
What Walker didn't know, was that there were three uniform police officers standing a few feet away.
Walker is being charged with discharge of a fire arm and evading arrest.
There was a prior warrant for his arrest in regards to an unauthorized use of a motor vehicle.
I think that's called laying low, not attracting attention because there's a warrant ...(genius)
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:11 pm
by PappaGun
Dumb as a box.
A taco short of a combination plate.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Anything I missed?
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:14 pm
by Keith B
PappaGun wrote:
Dumb as a box.
A taco short of a combination plate.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Anything I missed?
A sandwich short of a picnic.
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:19 pm
by Waco Kid
Yee haw.
Welcome to Waco.
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:20 pm
by Pawpaw
Keith B wrote:PappaGun wrote:
Dumb as a box.
A taco short of a combination plate.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Anything I missed?
A sandwich short of a picnic.
Not playing with a full deck.
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:22 pm
by Jasonw560
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Darwin Award candidate
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:30 pm
by Hoi Polloi
About as sharp as a marble?
Paddling with one oar?
As smart as a bag of rocks?
Would lose a debate with a doorknob?
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:36 pm
by StewNTexas
A few bricks short of load....
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 3:57 pm
by The Annoyed Man
Running a 30 watt bulb in a 100 watt circuit....
One pickle shy of a hoagie...
Dumb as a bag of hammers...
Blew a .02 in the IQ meter...
A few bricks shy of a load...
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:00 pm
by Pawpaw
Not the sharpest tack in the box.
Couldn't pour "stuff" out of a boot with the directions on the heel.
Would have to study hard to make a good idiot.
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:12 pm
by i8godzilla
Just a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.....
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:23 pm
by OldCannon
I always liked "One blade short of a ceiling fan"
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:29 pm
by MoJo
Flunked his blood test.
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:35 pm
by baldeagle
One clown short of a circus.
Re: Man shoots off gun in front of cops
Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:37 pm
by speedsix
...drunkie...