Dumbest Bank Robber of the week

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Dumbest Bank Robber of the week

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Mar 9, 4:15 PM EST
"URINE TROUBLE NOW"
Swedish bank robber busted by forgotten urine
(Leaves DNA behind)
Read about it at :
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Re: Dumbest Bank Robber of the week

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"rlol" With $500,000 maybe he will leave the country.
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Re: Dumbest Bank Robber of the week

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Only 21 months for stealing $500,000?

If he has 1/2 of his loot stashed somewhere, that would be $250,000
for 21 months of confinement. On an annual basis that would equate
to making $142,857 a year. :-)

Of course if his partner took all the loot, the effective yearly income
would = zero.

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Re: Dumbest Bank Robber of the week

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surprise_i'm_armed wrote:Only 21 months for stealing $500,000?

If he has 1/2 of his loot stashed somewhere, that would be $250,000
for 21 months of confinement. On an annual basis that would equate
to making $142,857 a year. :-)

Of course if his partner took all the loot, the effective yearly income
would = zero.

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The income tax in Denmark ranges from 42.9% to 59%... I wonder if he'll get a bill for the whole amount "rlol"
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