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Be Very Afraid
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:55 pm
by Keith B
SWMBOAIP (She Who Must Be Obeyed And Is Pregnant)
A 27-year-old man pulled up to the drive-through window of a McDonald's late Saturday night and was told it was too late to get food. The man pulled out a shotgun and told a worker that his
6-month-pregnant wife was going to kill him if he came home empty-handed.
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Man, my wife had cravings and mood swings when she was pregnant, but this is a little overboard.
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:00 pm
by i8godzilla
Surprised?
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:07 pm
by USA1
Keith B wrote:
Man, my wife had cravings and mood swings when she was pregnant, but this is a little overboard.
I was once forced to drive to Hempstead Texas when my wife had a craving for a watermelon.
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:49 am
by texanron
USA1 wrote:I was once forced to drive to Hempstead Texas when my wife had a craving for a watermelon.
My wife keeps having cravings for pizza! Only 8 more weeks to go!
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:53 am
by RoyGBiv
Hamburgers and Pickles for my SWMBO.
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 10:53 pm
by lonewolf
Very illuminating screen name, RoyGBiv. Very enlightening!
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:04 am
by Dave2
lonewolf wrote:Very illuminating screen name, RoyGBiv. Very enlightening!
Colorful, too.
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:15 am
by DONT TREAD ON ME
O how you all are building my excitement for my wife to come over here
Our kids (technically my step-kids) go to their biological "father's"
house for the summer. My wife will be coming over here for the last couple months of my tour and we are going to start the process of having some children of our own. I cannot wait for the cravings and the mood swings
I am just glad that we will be back in the states before all that comes about. I can just imagine her getting a crazy craving and me trying to find the food she wants in Korea
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:09 am
by Warhammer
XtremeDuty.45 wrote:O how you all are building my excitement for my wife to come over here
Our kids (technically my step-kids) go to their biological "father's"
house for the summer. My wife will be coming over here for the last couple months of my tour and we are going to start the process of having some children of our own. I cannot wait for the cravings and the mood swings
I am just glad that we will be back in the states before all that comes about. I can just imagine her getting a crazy craving and me trying to find the food she wants in Korea
You'll probably get over here and she'll start having cravings for Korean food!
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 9:33 am
by DONT TREAD ON ME
Warhammer wrote:XtremeDuty.45 wrote:O how you all are building my excitement for my wife to come over here
Our kids (technically my step-kids) go to their biological "father's"
house for the summer. My wife will be coming over here for the last couple months of my tour and we are going to start the process of having some children of our own. I cannot wait for the cravings and the mood swings
I am just glad that we will be back in the states before all that comes about. I can just imagine her getting a crazy craving and me trying to find the food she wants in Korea
You'll probably get over here and she'll start having cravings for Korean food!
Oh, I hope not. That stuff is awful.
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:36 am
by Excaliber
Warhammer wrote:XtremeDuty.45 wrote:O how you all are building my excitement for my wife to come over here
Our kids (technically my step-kids) go to their biological "father's"
house for the summer. My wife will be coming over here for the last couple months of my tour and we are going to start the process of having some children of our own. I cannot wait for the cravings and the mood swings
I am just glad that we will be back in the states before all that comes about. I can just imagine her getting a crazy craving and me trying to find the food she wants in Korea
You'll probably get over here and she'll start having cravings for Korean food!
Like kimchee?
Re: Be Very Afraid
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:44 am
by DONT TREAD ON ME
Excaliber wrote:Warhammer wrote:XtremeDuty.45 wrote:O how you all are building my excitement for my wife to come over here
Our kids (technically my step-kids) go to their biological "father's"
house for the summer. My wife will be coming over here for the last couple months of my tour and we are going to start the process of having some children of our own. I cannot wait for the cravings and the mood swings
I am just glad that we will be back in the states before all that comes about. I can just imagine her getting a crazy craving and me trying to find the food she wants in Korea
You'll probably get over here and she'll start having cravings for Korean food!
Like kimchee?
That stuff is the worst of it all. It smells like sour body odor and tastes worse. The Koreans eat so much of it and the smell is so strong that they constantly smell like that. Either that or they don't shower
I thought Kuwait and Iraq smelled bad 'til I came over here. Thousands of people smelling like a food that smells like sour body odor (I need that puking icon).