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Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 6:53 pm
by philip964


After all the action in the beginning, you may want to fast forward to the end for the climax.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 7:00 pm
by carlson1
They deserve everything that happens to them.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 9:02 pm
by LDB415
Too bad she didn't break her neck instead of her ankle.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 10:37 pm
by powerboatr
that is toooooo funny

i big thorny rose bush would have sent me over the edge laughing

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Tue May 25, 2021 10:42 pm
by BigGuy
This is old. I'm pretty sure I saw it more than a year ago.
Still funny as all get out though. Thanks for sharing it.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 1:48 am
by Rafe
Dangit. I was hoping that when the guy came around to "rescue" his girlfriend, that he would twist his ankle carrying her back to the car and they'd both end up in a mangled heap of lower-leg injuries.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 9:46 am
by ELB
Yes I laughed when she fell and twisted/broke her ankle.

I found only one article about the actual event (as opposed to just highlighting the video).

Stole kitty litter and toys on Amazon Prime Day in 2017, about $100+ worth.

Amazon replaced the items for free after the victim provided a police report number.

Thieves hadn't been caught as of the time of the article, although I would think this would be one of the easier cases of porch piracy to solve.

https://www.ketv.com/article/engagement ... k/36538514

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 3:14 pm
by philip964

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 3:44 pm
by tarbe
Nice

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 4:59 pm
by ELB
I was disappointed that the thief never managed to run over himself, and the homeowner never managed to turn his phone sideways.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 10:18 pm
by Rafe
ELB wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 4:59 pm I was disappointed that the thief never managed to run over himself, and the homeowner never managed to turn his phone sideways.
That's a baffling conundrum. Movies, TV shows, YouTube videos, our desktop computer monitors...they're all in landscape mode, usually in 16:9 ratio, sometimes in the older 4:3 ratio. But it seems that 80% of the time people capturing video on their phones do it with the phone vertical, getting a portrait-mode image. I wonder why that is? You'd think we'd be more hardwired by now to turn the phone sideways.

I did very much enjoy when it seemed the homeowner got bored and maybe even a little charitable after a long while. He offered to go get a shovel for the thief. I was kinda expecting the guy's engine to overheat or throw a rod or something. He kept redlining the RPMs with no load on the engine. You could just see a cartoon thought-bubble over his head: "How can this be happening to me!?"

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Wed May 26, 2021 10:56 pm
by LDB415
Rafe wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 10:18 pmBut it seems that 80% of the time people capturing video on their phones do it with the phone vertical, getting a portrait-mode image. I wonder why that is? You'd think we'd be more hardwired by now to turn the phone sideways.
More democrats making phone videos?

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 12:50 pm
by ELB
Rafe wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 10:18 pm
... I wonder why that is? You'd think we'd be more hardwired by now to turn the phone sideways.
I think because we naturally hold the phone in the portrait position, it's easier to use that way, and a lot pictures (e.g. selfies) lend themselves to a portrait framing. So when something exciting happens, people revert to their training, which is portrait orientation.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 1:29 pm
by philip964
ELB wrote: Thu May 27, 2021 12:50 pm
Rafe wrote: Wed May 26, 2021 10:18 pm
... I wonder why that is? You'd think we'd be more hardwired by now to turn the phone sideways.
I think because we naturally hold the phone in the portrait position, it's easier to use that way, and a lot pictures (e.g. selfies) lend themselves to a portrait framing. So when something exciting happens, people revert to their training, which is portrait orientation.
It’s easier to one hand hold and video vertically.

I tend to need two hands to horizontally video. I try and remember, but it’s easy to forget.

Re: Porch Pirate has a very bad day

Posted: Thu May 27, 2021 6:17 pm
by 03Lightningrocks
So far,(knock on wood), I have never been the victim of a porch pirate. Our street ends in a circle so we have very little through traffic. That may be why.