speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
Actually, we have this

speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
That's the "I'm rolling my eyes at you" smiley.Oldgringo wrote:speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
Actually, we have thisbut it tends to get a lot of people's goat.
Good eye!Dave2 wrote:That's the "I'm rolling my eyes at you" smiley.Oldgringo wrote:speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
Actually, we have thisbut it tends to get a lot of people's goat.
The first church to be established in Masterson TX was done so by a preacher with a gun. The cowboys didn't want a church....there would go the bars and saloon girls (they thought). Preacher came to town, announcing there would be church services that night. A man came to him saying "The Jones boys are planning on waiting till you get in the pulpit, lasso you out, tie you up, tar you and put you on a train." Preacher just said "That so?" That night, preacher gets in the pulpit, pulls back his frock coat, pulls out two revolvers, cocks them and lays them on the pulpit top.... the first church in Masterson was established!v-rog wrote:It would be interesting to see how a congregation would respond if the pastor was to pull out his concealed firearm and begin blasting the bad guy from the pulpit...it would probably wake all the sleepers and those who were thinking about lunch!Certaintly would get my attention (but I'm not sure that I would continue attending)...
That doesn't convey sarcasm as much as derision. Its essentially a subtle way of calling someone an idiot.Oldgringo wrote:speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
Actually, we have thisbut it tends to get a lot of people's goat.
...an idiot? BTW, I added apostrophes to your post above for you.74novaman wrote:That doesn't convey sarcasm as much as derision. It's essentially a subtle way of calling someone an idiot.Oldgringo wrote:speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
Actually, we have thisbut it tends to get a lot of people's goat.
I still think the best idea is to rename italics as the sarcasm font. its not like we use it for anything else.
For example:
Oldgringo's post was very informative
...it does a body good to get his goat got once in awhile!!!Oldgringo wrote:Good eye!Dave2 wrote:That's the "I'm rolling my eyes at you" smiley.Oldgringo wrote:speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
Actually, we have thisbut it tends to get a lot of people's goat.
This guy has been keeping track:wgoforth wrote: I'm a church minister as well, as yes, churches tend to attract desperate people. Sometimes desperate for the Word...other times for alcohol, drugs, emotional/menta help..and these can quickly become violent when turned down or offered the help they didn't want. I am speaking to a group of preachers in Oct on the subject of church security. Although not publicized unless it is large numbers, there are on the avg of over 100 church shooting a year..and does not include other forms of violence and theft.
Deadly Force Incidents (DFI's) at Faith-Based Organizations in the United States (includes abductions, attacks, suspicious deaths, suicides and deadly force intervention / protection)
DATA CURRENT for time period 1/1/1999 through 8/15/11
TOTAL INCIDENTS = 475
NUMBER OF DFI's WHERE THE "ATTACK RESULTED IN DEATH OF OTHERS" (ARDO) = 201 or 42.32%
Right...that's why I cited him :)GhostTX wrote:This guy has been keeping track:wgoforth wrote: I'm a church minister as well, as yes, churches tend to attract desperate people. Sometimes desperate for the Word...other times for alcohol, drugs, emotional/menta help..and these can quickly become violent when turned down or offered the help they didn't want. I am speaking to a group of preachers in Oct on the subject of church security. Although not publicized unless it is large numbers, there are on the avg of over 100 church shooting a year..and does not include other forms of violence and theft.
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Deadly Force Incidents (DFI's) at Faith-Based Organizations in the United States (includes abductions, attacks, suspicious deaths, suicides and deadly force intervention / protection)
DATA CURRENT for time period 1/1/1999 through 8/15/11
TOTAL INCIDENTS = 475
NUMBER OF DFI's WHERE THE "ATTACK RESULTED IN DEATH OF OTHERS" (ARDO) = 201 or 42.32%
speedsix wrote:...in my opinion, someone who comes to church and starts shooting isn't there to meet Jesus...they're there to meet Jesus NOW!!!
Or a sarcasm font, something! Sarcasm is so hard to project in print.speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...
Agreed, not everyone appreciates or recognizes the subtlety of sarcasm. There are some who becomeOldCurlyWolf wrote:Or a sarcasm font, something! Sarcasm is so hard to project in print.speedsix wrote:Oldgringo wrote:"Oh, yee of little faith...", why would you need a gun in the house of the Lord?
...we REALLY need a sarcasm smiley...I KNOW this was posted in jest...