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Just be careful if your officer friend ever comes back with a Glock 8. It's like the Glock 7, but with a hybrid Klingon/Romulan cloaking device built into the guide rod. A sheriff's deputy took mine to run the serial and accidentally engaged the cloak and dropped it on the gravel. I still haven't found that gun, and it's a shame because it costs more than the chief of security at the N.M. spaceport makes in a month.

I guess I'm going to have to drive over to Roswell and buy another one from that short gray fellow with the gun shop on Main Street.