His Wife answered "it's your neighbors we need a favour".
So I eased up to the door and look through the peephole.
"Someone better be dead or dieing" I said.
So I cracked the door. Now here's where it gets really stupid. Out of the corner of my eye I see movement behind a patio chair. I draw down on the chair only to see my neighbor's Husband slowly stand up; I think his intent was to scare me. I depleted every expletive in my U.S. Army Infantry arsenault and then some.
"Uh I was just wondering if you had a few smokes I could bum."
I didn't think some one could turn so white that they resembled a shade of green.
My neighbor doesn't knock on my door anymore, at any time, am or pm.
This happened about a month and a half back. My Wife is still irritated at them.
