MasterOfNone wrote:I would opt for the autographed baseball bat.mamabearCali wrote:We all know DHS is a department of pansies, (leadership only implicated in this). They are only strong against their own citizenry, so they will be glad to shove your child through a x-ray machine or to assault your wife in an airport, but if there was anything that remotely looked like a terrorist, those in the upper echelons would run away like scared little girls. However I always recommend having a few "decorative signed" baseball on little stands on your desk anytime you are forced into a situation where you must be unarmed, baseballs can be lethal weapons. Thrown at the head they can render a person unconscious, thrown at the body they can knock a person off balance and give you time to escape. So yeah....baseball's on a little display is a weapon that no one would think was a weapon. Note: you can't be a throw like a pansy little girl, you have to be able to throw straight....so that might be a skill you could hone.
Note: I have nothing against little girls (I have two beautiful ones 5 and 1) but there is a time to put childish thing away and if you are born with XX to become a strong young lady and then a strong woman.
Well yes I thought of that, both would be best. However some TSA types might have a problem with the bat.....but of course if you can get away with an autographed baseball bat, more power to you!