Never mess with a pregnant woman--especially one that is armed. At 39 weeks 5 days pregnant I can tell you heaven help the person that messes with pregnant mamas. Having done natural birth I gotta say there at the end the best thing a husband can do is to hold her hand or keep her hair out of her face and be quiet! Anything that drops into your mind to say--let it stay there. If it is funny--and my husband thought of a few funny things to say--say it later, he did and I thought it was funny (4 weeks into the future.) Had he said it at the time I would have given him a look like you got.The Annoyed Man wrote:Hades hath no fury....and all that. When my wife was in labor with our son, she kind of got off track with her Lamaz breathing toward the end there. I got down and got eye level with her and said, "Breath, baby, BREATH! That's when she gave me THE LOOK.
I've been afraid of her ever since, and with good reason. There aren't enough garlic bulbs and crucifixes in the world to defend against that look. I put my hands up and stepped away from the bed and shut my pie-hole.
God help the fool who tries to rob my wife. She says she'll kick 'em in the nuts just for good measure. I believe her.
Glad she was ok. Good for her.