Keith B wrote:Wonder what an officer would do if you ran up from behind the car, jumped in the back seat and said in a slurred, drunk-sounding voice 'Hey buddy, take me to the airport, I'm late for a flight to New York. And, I'm the pilot.'


Cop: "Are you drunk sir?"
You: " I'm not drunk, I'm just drinkin. Now why would you go and ask a thing like that occifer?"