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LikesShinyThings wrote:

speedsix wrote:...so you would be the wife he spoke of, then??? a new gun? that's what we call "high maintenance"....most wives'll give us some slack for a new pair of shoes...mercy!!! you drive a hard bargain!!! what happens if he gets caught bringing in a 'nother gun???

No, I'm not the wife he spoke of. I just don't have appreciation for more shoes or purses. You could probably buy me off for a nice new holster or other cool accessory. Or this (ok, hubby already got this for me, and got major points for it): http://www.kinektdesign.com/product-gear-ring.php

...oh, that is NICE...I saw a block stainless ring a guy's Dad had made for him when I was in high school (from a nut) and have always wanted one...I gotta have one of these...never seen one before...

...my best friend/work partner has umpity-ump guns...one day while he had them on the dining room table cleaning them, his wife popped in and said "Don't you think you have enough guns?"...he told her to go look in her closet and think about it...and see if she really wanted to ask that question...she came back and said "I think I'll let that one alone."...we all do what we have to do to survive...she had several pairs of cowboy boots and leather fringed jackets that hadn't been worn since she "had to" have them...he still laughs about that...

...so you would be the wife he spoke of, then??? a new gun? that's what we call "high maintenance"....most wives'll give us some slack for a new pair of shoes...mercy!!! you drive a hard bargain!!! what happens if he gets caught bringing in a 'nother gun???

...what a story...nothin' a new pair of shoes and a purse every once in awhile won't keep buried...

smoothoperator wrote:You should make your brother tell your wife.

...WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

The Annoyed Man wrote:Snatchel, ask me some day about the time I introduced a 240 grain .44 magnum hollowpoint to my bedroom ceiling...........not 6" from my left ear. That was in 1996. My left ear is still ringing as I type this. No joke.

...and did you not know that ONE of us would be brave enough to ask you what you were doing that close to the ceiling???

...termites, Honey...I've already called the bug man...

...are you sayin' he tried to shoot a sammich outa yer hand???

...Praise God for His protection...sorry to hear it happened...please keep working with your brother to restore his will to carry...he'll NEVER make that mistake again...especially after your wife gets done with him!!!