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by ssnstump
Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:52 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
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Re: Chuck Norris

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits near Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
by ssnstump
Thu Aug 27, 2015 11:33 am
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Chuck Norris
Replies: 145
Views: 60017

Re: Chuck Norris

I always liked this one:

When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.

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