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Curves? Thats what got me arrested :)

First you get told to place your hands behind your back.

Then when you ask what your being arrested for, your told to shutup and yanked out of your shoes by a short mexican vice officer with an attitude problem.

Then, your read your rights and then when you ask again what your being arrested for, your accused of something you didnt do.

Third, your placed in the front seat of a minivan, and driven downtown, in the rain, by a cop that doesnt know how to drive in the rain. You find yourself praying to God that you dont actually hit the two cars that your in the process of sliding into becuase the cop doesnt know how to drive in the rain.

Your placed in a holding cell with about 6 other guys and an exposed urinal.

You sit there from 1pm to 6pm waiting for the magistrate to see you. You then plead NOT GUILTY and your bail is set.

You go back to the cell for a while and then take a hot patty wagon ride to the main jail.

Your processed and shoes removed, you have ankle shackles placed on you (which arent double locked) and you hate to walk anywhere because they hurt like hell with every step.

You play the cell shuffle as you move through the processing ..process :) You find out your among some irritated, stoned, tripping, and mentally unstable individuals who make you realize you have no business being there.

You realize how bad it is to lose your freedom, how much you miss your couch, tv, toilet, and refrigerator.

You get laughed at by SERT officers and Deputies that cant believe what you were arrested for, while at the same time disbelieve that youve never ever been in there becuase you have a shaved head and dont look as innocent as you really are :)

Finally your buddy bails you out and your released at 330am.

You get a lawyer, pay over $2500, go back and forth in court for almost a year, you beat the charge and get the charges expunged.

Then you swear to yourself that your never ever going to tip another stripper as long as you live :D