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HotLeadSolutions wrote:

DoubleJ wrote:"That's a Glock."
"that's a Sig."
"Oooh, he's got a 1911!"

"That .45 won't do him any good till it's cocked..."

I don't watch too many action flicks with the lady, but when we do

That happened just the other night while watching criminal minds. In one scene he is holding a Sig and when the camera cut back to him he was holding a Glock. I pointed it out, and my wife went bonkers!
BUT...When we watch movies she is quick to point out mistakes in the court room. ZZzz ZZzz ZZzz

I can't watch medical shows. Being a paramedic, I see everythng they do wrong, and point it out. Drives my wife nuts.

When you shop for furniture based on the concealment properties.

When the vending machine items get stuck, you consider that an FTE.

You disassociate with all of your friends named "Brady"...just in case.

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You get upset when your wife starts talking about "clips" before you realize she's actually talking about the things for her hair.

You buy a car not based on fuel economy or aesthetics, but how fast you can retrieve your weapon from the console.

Your kids are named "Colt", "Sig", "Glock", and "Kimber".

When you pick out a ring for your wife, you tell the jeweler her finger is "XX" caliber.

You know more about the Texas legislative process than you ever thought you would.