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by gdanaher
Wed May 08, 2013 3:17 pm
Forum: Gun and/or Self-Defense Related Political Issues
Topic: New restrictive gun law I would like to propose.
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Re: New restrictive gun law I would like to propose.

Y'all missed a few things.

-any computer printer capable of drawing a digitized two or three dimensional depiction of a firearm will be banned from future production, and any currently in use must be phased out of use over an 18 month time period.

--sharpened pencils can be deadly, therefore only pencils which show no sign of sharpening will be permitted.

-the Marine Corps rank of Gunnery Sergeant will be replaced by a more pleasant term. The rank of Princess is being considered.

-children with hearing difficulties sometimes misunderstand spoken English, therefore, the word 'gum' will replaced with 'annoying childhood chewing apparatus'

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