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I heard one the other day. It fits well here.

A little polar bear comes home from school, asks his mom. Are you sure I'm a polar bear? Mom said yes son why do u ask? Little polar bear, ohh no reason just checking.
The next day he comes home again. Asks his mom. Mom, are you really sure I'm a polar bear? Yes son I'm positive you are a ploar bear! Said him mom. What's going on why did u ask me again? Little polar bear says, ohh no reason I was just checking!
The following day the little polar bear comes home again. Mom are you sure I'm a polar bear, was your mom and dad and their mom and dads and their mom and dads polar bears? What about dads mom and dad and their mom and dads? Yes son their all polar bears! Why? What's going on mom asked. Then why am I so cold? asked the little polar bear.

WildBill wrote:What is black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!

What's black and white and red all over?

A zebra covered in blood.