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by Mikel
Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:06 pm
Forum: Never Again!!
Topic: Man Investigating Noises Outside Shot by Police
Replies: 14
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Re: Man Investigating Noises Outside Shot by Police

Do we have a Darwin Award candidate?

let's play this out:

Said dude is sitting on his couch watching Oprah or somehting... All of a sudden hears strange noises that appear to be gunshots.
Dude grabs a pellet/bb gun [MISTAKE #1] and goes outside to "investigate" [MISTAKE #2] (hey, maybe he was trying to impress a female neighbor)
Then he hears a command to drop the weapon and doesn't[Mistake #3](he has to know he is outgunned-no matter who was issuing the commands)
Then the fellow turns toward the person commanding him to drop the weapon [FATAL MISTAKE]

This moron had to make several dim-witted choices to end up dead.

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