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I know some if not all of this is a repeat, but felt inclined to share.

"If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:
A; Guns have only 2 enemies -rust and politicians.
B; It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
C; Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
D; Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.
E; Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
F; The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
G; The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win, if necessary, cheat.
H; Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.
I; If you're in a gun fight: 1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading. 2. If you're not loading, you should be moving. 3. If you're not moving, you're dead.
J; In a life and death situation, do something. It may be wrong, but do something!
K; If you carry a gun, people may call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
L; You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
M; You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
If you support your 2nd Amendment rights, please share!"

It is not the putting up I mind as we have fun reminiscing over each ornament. I don't like the taking down!

Maybe it is the tryptophan overload? SO MUCH FOOD IN SOOOOOO LITTLE TIME.

They come out in January, and I would be happy to put you down for a case

IDK I am torn:

Tollhouse vs Peanutbutter with the chocolate kiss in the middle.....

sjfcontrol wrote:Presidents Day??

I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 7 year-old granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
She said, "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
I asked, "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.
She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...

Out of the mouths of babes!

It was only 99 today... thought about a sweater!

The Annoyed Man wrote:Roasted chicken, roasted potato and sweet potato chunks, brussel sprouts, a fresh salad with beets and feta cheese, sparkling mineral water.

That is delightful!

Wow, Finish that off with a banana pudding and you got heaven on earth.

apostate wrote:I feel your pain. It must be like trying to throw away a boomerang.

I did that once - somewhere in the woods of Naca-nowhere TX is a brightly painted boomerang that I "threw in the straightest line they had ever seen" - they call me gifted!

While many of you find this thread amusing, I totally understand it! It is a day in my mind - I keep tellin' folks ADD can be a LOT of fun!
And this thread is quite entertaining.

@USA - right handed - counter clockwise, but chocolate milk goes clockwise!