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talltex wrote:

texasmusic wrote:

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Can you guess the genius behind these?

sounds like Mr. Rodney Daingerfield to me...just can't get no respect

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.