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ninemm wrote:

speedsix wrote:...I carry a stout stick for any situation that hasn't justified the use of a gun...if I wanted a spray, I'd grab my son's AXE deoderant...that stuff's got pepper spray beat hands down...

In a lot of places you'd have to conceal the stick.

Call it a cane?

speedsix wrote:...is that the Mitch Miller emoticon band playin' "In the Evenin' by the Moonlight?"

Styx, playing "Too Much Time Time on My Hands".

sookandy wrote:What can I say...I'd be screaming like a school girl or blasting away with a judge. Probably both. there is no running and screaming smiley so I guess...

Complex emotions often require the creative mixing of emoticons, and a loose interpretation of the individual meanings of each emoticon.

For instance, "screaming and shooting" could be " ". One might criticize the screaming emoticon as a bit unclear -- is it a happy "woohoo" or a more of a visceral cry made in the throes of terror? Let us not forget that Edvard Munch's The Scream has the same so-called flaw, but that hasn't stopped it from becoming a classic work of art.

A slightly more valid criticism of " " is that it fails to adequately convey the act of running, since the smiley is just moving back and forth without going anywhere. An obvious solution is to preface " " with " ", but that hardly conveys the urgency of the situation. At times, finding the answers we seek requires consulting a power bigger than ourselves; Google is a valuable tool in finding just the right graphic to represent your emotional state:

It cannot be known exactly how the public will interpret artistic work, but one thing can be certain: I've got too much time on my hands...


Back to work...

sookandy wrote:

Chemist45 wrote:Heh.
My defense would be based on the governor.
If he can defend his dog with a firearm, I can defend my life.

So if the governor defense works, then my Judge would work too?

Yes. Yes it will.