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Here are few of my favorites:

Hold the flashlight as far away from your body as possible so the BG will shoot at the light instead of you.

A BG will follow a laser sight right back to you and shoot you.

Skippy behind the counter at CTD, while handing me a Romanian PSL, "This is a real Dragunov, made in Russia."

You're more likely to be shot with your own gun than to use it in self defense.

You're more likely to shoot a family meber than a BG if you keep a gun in the house.

Only the poilce (and criminlas, apparently) have enough training to use guns safely.

If you hit him ANYWHERE with a .45, he's going down!

Guns kill people.

Assault rifle... enough said.

The gun just went off.