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by Texas Size 11
Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:22 pm
Forum: Never Again!!
Topic: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Replies: 11
Views: 2349

Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe

jester wrote:Image

This is going to give me nightmares for at least a week...
by Texas Size 11
Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:05 pm
Forum: Never Again!!
Topic: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Replies: 11
Views: 2349

Re: Feeling like Marylin Monroe

Beiruty wrote:If you look like Marylin Monroe, I wouldn't nind the wind, heck with your "piece"! :anamatedbanana
Sure if Marilyn Monroe looked like a fat, thirty seven year old Mexican who looks tired all the time from his kids. If that floats your boat then we are just getting into some serious issues that you may be hiding... :shock:
by Texas Size 11
Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:52 pm
Forum: Never Again!!
Topic: Feeling like Marylin Monroe
Replies: 11
Views: 2349

Feeling like Marylin Monroe

So, I am at Wally World with my two youngest kids wrestling them in and out of the car and throughout the store. I finally survive the ordeal and have just locked down my two year old in his seat and am walking around the back of the car to put my eight month old in her seat when the wind blows and my shirt flies up like Marliyn Monroe's dress in whatever movie she was in that is so infamous for that scene. Yes, it fully exposed my holstered gun. I don't know if anybody saw it - I cannot imagine how they didn't on a Saturday at Wally World. I found that my shirt had those pearl snap buttons and somehow they managed to become unsnapped. Lesson learned. Won't be wearing that shirt while carrying.

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