In this day and age, the odds are good that her "nether regions" have already been photographed, video'd, and spread throughout the "innernets"...of her own accord.I wish i had a video camera, if every college girl in this town saw this drunken girl so incredibly intoxicated that she was falling over flashing her nether regions for all to see, maybe they would make some sense of it and realize they dont want to be there.
As to drunk driving, certainly we can reduce the number of drunk drivers on the road by restricting access to automobiles....er...nevermind.