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by Pawpaw
Fri Jan 14, 2011 8:38 am
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Topic: Really bad jokes
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Re: Really bad jokes

RPB wrote:I just got off the phone with a friend in Minnesota . He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is increasing. His wife has done nothing other than go out to get the morning paper and look through the kitchen window all day. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
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by Pawpaw
Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:32 am
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Topic: Really bad jokes
Replies: 201
Views: 24898

Re: Really bad jokes

BANK ROBBERY IN TEXAS

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot her also.

Everyone else, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly afraid to speak. Then one old man tentatively raised his hand and said...






"My wife got a pretty good look at you."

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