As in Mr. Bill from Capitol Hill?para driver wrote:kinda sounds like one of those 'schoolhouse rocks' dittys that they used to run during the cartoons 30 years ago..
"I am a bill.
And I'm only a bill.
And I live on Capitol Hill."
Or My Hero, Zero?
"My hero, Zero.
What a funny little hero.
Before you came along,
we counted on our fingers & toes."
(It's corny, but it works.)