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The line they used with me was something like "Did you know the black helicopters are coming with blue-helmeted UN troops to take your weapons with ObaMao's blessing?" I told them they were behind on the news, that "Ah jist shot 'un down was a passin' over ma back yard and a settin' tha dawgs ta barkin'. Allum blue hemmits was a wearin' frilly pink undies! Not sa tuff as tha made out ta be!" It was a short conversation. Out-crazy them and they go away.

I stopped those NRA huckster nuisances from calling by telling them I just lost my job and was flat broke from hospital costs due to terminal emphysema: "Could the NRA maybe make me a loan? I'm good for it."