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by seamusTX
Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:17 am
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Topic: When good chimps turn bad
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Re: When good chimps turn bad

The lady whose face was torn off in 2009 got a face transplant in Boston last month:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/ ... 1620110610" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Surgeons also tried to replace her hands, but the surgery failed.

No word on who is paying for this. Face transplant surgery is still experimental.

- Jim
by seamusTX
Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:10 pm
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Topic: When good chimps turn bad
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Re: When good chimps turn bad

The simple answer is that punishment does not restore victims. Even if the perpetrator has assets worse suing for, they are not adequate compensation for permanent, disabling injuries.

It is illegal in every country that has a legal system to launch rockets over a certain small size without a license -- which is difficult to get. The reason is that rockets can do tremendous damage if they misfire or are aimed at human or material targets.

Even smart, educated people with great funding have a poor record of successfully launching rockets. One of the reasons that Kennedy Space Center is on the east coast of Florida is that the failures fall into the ocean and only bother the fish (who don't vote).

I can think of other extreme examples. Should people be able to walk lions and tigers in public places, knowing that that the owners could be prosecuted and sued if the animals attacked someone?

Are chimps that dangerous? Would the benefits of banning trade of primates as pets have benefits that made additional government intrusion worthwhile? I don't know.

We have a representative government to examine these issues and make decisions.

I don't much care one way or the other. I only hope that the decision is made on a rational basis rather than some warm, fuzzy feelings about animals.

- Jim
by seamusTX
Fri Mar 20, 2009 10:30 am
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Re: When good chimps turn bad

The federal government probably does regulate interstate commerce in wild animals now (I don't know for sure, but what don't they regulate?)

In this case, they are talking about a ban on primates to be used as pets.

Why just primates? Why not all dangerous wild animals such as big cats, alligators, etc.?

I can't read the congresspersons' minds, but HSUS, PeTA, and others have been working for years to stop all human use of primates, and even to grant the great apes some civil rights. This is, as they like to say, a "good first step" in that direction.

Most, probably all states require permits for wild animals and require them to be kept in secure enclosures. I wonder if the owner of the chimp in this case was violating state law.

- Jim
by seamusTX
Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:15 am
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Topic: When good chimps turn bad
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Re: When good chimps turn bad

For anyone who wants to avoid HSUS, here's the gist of it:
February 18, 2009

WASHINGTON — In the wake of an attack on a Connecticut woman by a chimpanzee, U.S. Sens. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) and David Vitter (R-La.) plan to re-introduce the Captive Primate Safety Act. The bill seeks to protect public safety and promote animal welfare by prohibiting interstate commerce of primates for the pet trade. U.S. Reps. Earl Blumenauer (D-Ore.) and Mark Kirk (R-Ill.) introduced a companion bill in the House of Representatives (H.R. 80) in January.
And in related news, the family of the victim of the attack is preparing to file a $50 million lawsuit against the owner of the chimp:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... AD96VQ9E80" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

- Jim
by seamusTX
Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:46 am
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Re: When good chimps turn bad

Another one: In Stockholm, Sweden, a chimp in a zoo regularly collects rocks all morning. Sometimes he breaks up pieces of concrete to use as weapons. In the middle of the day, he suddenly starts hurling them at visitors. Several people have been injured over the years.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... sec-nation" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You would think they would have put up a fence by now. :headscratch

- Jim
by seamusTX
Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:35 am
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Topic: When good chimps turn bad
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Re: When good chimps turn bad

No. One mongoose. Two or more mongooses.

Update: The human victim of the chimp attack is still in critical condition. Police are talking about filing criminal charges against the chimp owner.

According to reports, the chimp had been agitated earlier in the day, and the owner gave it a dose of the anti anxiety drug Xanax that was not prescribed for the chimp.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/art ... gD96DNV5G0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

- Jim
by seamusTX
Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:18 pm
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Topic: When good chimps turn bad
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Re: When good chimps turn bad

Mongooses.

- Jim
by seamusTX
Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:36 am
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When good chimps turn bad

Stamford, Connecticut -- A 15-year-old, 200-pound male chimpanzee that had been kept as a pet went on a rampage Monday, attacking a visitor at its owner's home.

The chimp's owner stabbed it multiple times to protect the visitor, who was severely injured.

When police arrived, the chimp cornered an officer in a cruiser. The officer fatally shot the chimp.

http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld ... 6243.story" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Given the small number of chimps kept as pets, there is quite a history of them going off this way.

- Jim
[Edited to correct typo.]

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