FLASH! goes the neuralyzer..... OK...... Here's what happened.... I asked you for your driver's license and you bolted. You ran over that park bench and into that fireplug at full speed. Then you bit yourself on the thigh, handcuffed yourself, poked your own eye out, shot yourself in the leg and jumped off the overpass. That's when we caught up with you and saved you from hurting yourself any further. You should really be more careful next time.mojo84 wrote:For some reason Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones popped in my head as I was reading this. ...

