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Reminds me of the "Why Johnny can't read" thingy years ago.
http://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=why ... i=scholart" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Obviously "Johnny can't read" the gun-free zone signs

SO, there needs to be a new law

New law would prohibit anyone from naming children "Johnny" so they can all read the gun-free zone signs.

There, that should fix it.