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Why don't anteaters get sick?





Because they're full of anty-bodies.

pbwalker wrote:

Russell wrote:A baby seal walked into a club....

Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club"

There’s a story about a security guard at a Russian factory. One day this guard stopped a worker who was walking out of the factory gates pushing a wheelbarrow with a suspicious looking package in it. The guard opened the package up and found it contained nothing but some old bits of rubbish, sawdust and floor-sweepings.

The next day he stopped the same worker who was again pushing a wheelbarrow containing a suspicious looking package. Once more it contained nothing of value.

The same thing happened many days on the trot, until the guard finally said, "OK, I give up. I know you are up to something, but I just can’t tell what. Please, I promise not to arrest you, but put me out of my misery - tell me what you are stealing."

"Wheelbarrows," smiled the worker, "I’m stealing wheelbarrows."

How do you keep a CHLer in suspense?
I'll tell ya'll tomorrow.

Dog walks into a bar with his arm in a sling.
Dog says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

A Kodiac Bear walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Bear says "I'll have a beer...................................and a shot of bourbon"
Bartender asks "Why the big pause?"