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The Annoyed Man wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:50 pm

Pawpaw wrote: ↑Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:38 am I thought I would try to revive this old thread.

Chuck Norris has a diary... it’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.

Chuck Norris can speak Russian .... in Japanese....

Aw, too bad... If he had been able to speak Russian in Chinese, Bob Mueller would hire him!

OneGun wrote:Chuck Norris was about to walk into a bar, but the bar ducked out of Chicks way.

Chuck once killed a person that referred to him as "Chick"...

The Annoyed Man wrote:

WildBill wrote:Chuck Norris has more posts than all of the Forum Members combined, including his own.

The reason you can't view them is that your head would explode from absorbing all of that information.

When I hit 20,000 posts, will I be able to see them?

Chuck Norris doesn't need to brag...

RJGold wrote:

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Bwahahahahahah

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded