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gigag04 wrote:One of the best threads I ever started.

One of? List another that went for this long.

Thread -- I resurrect thee!

Hindenburg wrote:TURTLE POWER!

You left out teenage, mutant and ninja.

Tortoise

Have you ever sniffed a tortoise,
Or tasted one that's fried?
Of course you might have said you did,
But then you might have lied.

Dadtodabone wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

Debit card = bad credit

???

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Mother-in Law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun

Ding, Ding, Ding

Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

Debit card = bad credit

???

Blindref757 wrote:Walter White is dead. Just Saying!

So some might believe...

WildBill wrote:

Heisenberg wrote:I heard he just pretended to sign up because the system was not considered secure enough.

I was wondering about the uncertainty of your location. Are you more certain now than when you joined the forum?

Don't hassle the blue-meth cook.

jmra wrote:

WildBill wrote:

RogueUSMC wrote:I had to go back to page one and figure out what they were trying out...

I had to go to page one and still couldn't figure it out.

Romo is out for the season.

Obama purchased Obamacare today.

Jumping Frog wrote:I am sitting in McDonald's reading an article and laughing so hard that I had unsweet tea spitting out my nose and people looking at me.

Gotta read this:

Neighborhood Hazard (Or: Why the Cops Won't Patrol Brice Street)

A worthy resurrection for this thread!

Soooo... If shelled means without shells, why wouldn't salted mean without salt?

To say nothing of assaulted peanuts.

WildBill wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:

WildBill wrote:

gigag04 wrote:Anybody wanna peanut

In the shell, roasted and salted.

Which reminds me. Is a "shelled" peanut IN the shell, or has it had the shell removed?
And how do they get the salt on the peanut while it's still in the shell?

A "shelled" peanut has been removed from the shell. Kind of like a "shucked" osyter.

The raw peanuts are soaked in brine before they are roasted.

Now see, you've taken all the mystery out of it!

WildBill wrote:

gigag04 wrote:Anybody wanna peanut

In the shell, roasted and salted.

Which reminds me. Is a "shelled" peanut IN the shell, or has it had the shell removed?
And how do they get the salt on the peanut while it's still in the shell?

I always liked this one...


'Twas midnight on the ocean,                Her children all were orphans,
Not a streetcar was in sight,                   Except one a tiny tot,
So I stepped into a cigar store                 Who had a home across the way
To ask them for a light.                        Above a vacant lot.

The man behind the counter                  As I gazed through the oaken door
Was a woman, old and gray,                  A whale went drifting by,
Who used to peddle doughnuts                Its six legs hanging in the air,
On the road to Mandalay.                        So I kissed her goodbye.

She said "Good morning, stranger",          This story has a morale
Her eyes were dry with tears,                   As you can plainly see,
As she put her head between her feet    Don't mix your gin with whiskey
And stood that way for years.                   On the deep and dark blue sea.
               -- Midnight On The Ocean