Chill. It's O.K. The Lord and Joseph Smith are watching over you. That's why you didn't shoot them and they didn't rob you. Quit carrying that heathen Browning and carry an AR pistol with Christian gun sights:

. That way, the good Lord will make sure that your aim is true and the wicked shall feel the fury of the almighty!
You can also put cute phrases on your ammo, too:

. Please help me choose a Christian phrase to put on my guns and ammo. I invite you to post cool passages and phrases (a passage from the bible or you may make up a catchy phrase). Thanks!
