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This feller walks into a bar with a giraffe. The giraffe proceeds to stretch out on the floor and go to sleep.

The bartender comes out from the cooler and asks his customer, "Hey...what's that lying on the floor there?"

Customer says, "Eh...that's no lion, that's a giraffe."

Back to the limb jokes...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Eye Deer.

What about a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still No Eye Deer.

So what about a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

With the same disclaimer as above, because my MIL is good people....

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?







Outlaws are actually wanted.