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by lonewolf
Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:18 pm
Forum: General Texas CHL Discussion
Topic: WOODLANDS MALL
Replies: 21
Views: 4692

Re: WOODLANDS MALL

USA1, we applaud your discretion in not posting a picture in response to that. Some of us haven't finished supper yet....... :shock:
by lonewolf
Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:28 pm
Forum: General Texas CHL Discussion
Topic: WOODLANDS MALL
Replies: 21
Views: 4692

Re: WOODLANDS MALL

We would have to lease the retail floor space from the store. Otherwise they will say they are losing space they can make money with. Or give them a cut of the action. A small percentage......

Surprises me a little that some of the larger stores aren't doing something like this already. It could even be set up as a lounge in another area. Have a camera pointed at the three way mirror outside the fitting room where they all go to twirl around and check themselves out. They push the button, the husband glances a the separate monitor for that store/mirror, and pushes his green or red button. The light above the mirror flashes red or green and she goes back in for the next item....All kinds of ways this thing can work......

As you can all tell, I have had plenty of time outside fitting rooms to work all this out........

End of the world question: "Honey, do these pants make me look big?" AAAAAaaaagh!! :banghead:
by lonewolf
Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:13 pm
Forum: General Texas CHL Discussion
Topic: WOODLANDS MALL
Replies: 21
Views: 4692

Re: WOODLANDS MALL

USA1, the post before this DOES NOT require a picture............the mental image is burned into my corneas......AAAAaaaaaagh!!
by lonewolf
Sun Sep 13, 2009 11:26 am
Forum: General Texas CHL Discussion
Topic: WOODLANDS MALL
Replies: 21
Views: 4692

Re: WOODLANDS MALL

My wife makes me carry all the stuff........that way she can reach for more.......makes it hard for me to keep a hand free at times.

Of course, waiting outside the fitting room is the worst :roll: .....I'm going to rent about 100 square feet of space outside of one, put partitions up with windows in with a big screen TV and recliners. Give momma a little button to push. When she wants me to see what she's tried on, she pushes the button and the little coaster thing I have lights up, like waiting in line at a restaurant. Go to the window, give the thumbs up (my opinion doesn't matter anyway) and go back to watching the game. Charge $1.00 or so per waiting male customer. Put one in every department store on the planet and make a fortune.....

No more sitting outside the changing area with 27 bags looking pathetic, pondering how I will never get these hours of my life back.......

(Add a soda machine and a chip/candy machine to the room.)

Any takers on an investment opportunity??????? Might encourage some guys to do more shopping with the better half.......

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