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Arrrgghhhhhhh
Hear that one a long time ago! Good to see it again though.

A Gorilla walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender thinks to himself.."this is a gorilla what does he know about money?" "That'll be 100 dollars" he says.
The gorilla pays the bartender and starts to drink his beer..as he is almost finished, the bartender walks over and says, "We don't get many gorillas in here."
The gorilla looks up and says "at 100 dollars a beer I'm not suprised".

A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here."

A man walks into a bar, and there's a horse as a bartender. The man keeps staring at him. Finally the horse says "What, you never saw a horse bartend before?" The man says "It's not that; I just never thought the bear would sell this place."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says "for you, no charge."