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by ezenbrowntown
Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:56 pm
Forum: General Gun, Shooting & Equipment Discussion
Topic: Zombie Armory
Replies: 45
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Re: Zombie Armory

I shouldn't even get in on this, but I'm gonna. While I understand the term "armory", let me lay out my preferences, assuming money isn't all that much of an option.



1. Helicopter: Is it as much fun? No. Is it the most safe? Absolutely. Until there is an evolution into flying zombies, that's my baby. So then, I can land it on or near.........


2. A boat: Not such good swimmers are creatures that decay. LOL. You never see them swimming in any movie, so get me a boat. A whole lot less work than fighting them off.

3. Heavy explosives: Rocket launcher/ C4/ Dynamite/etc. When the "enemy" seems to attack in a mob theory, the best way to dissipate a mob is to blow it up. Period. It doesn't make for good cinema, but it is highly effective.

4. Quick drying cement pourer: Preferably on top of a building. Lay down the foundation and stick them in their place. A zombie becomes a whole lot less threatening when it can't move.

5. Icy terrain: Zombies don't seem the most agile of adversaries, so I'd like my chances of getting away with the slipping and sliding all over the place.

6. An enormous tractor, covered in Vaseline: Gotta have something to keep them from climbing up the darn thing right?

:lol:

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