Reminds me of story of my aunt and uncle (which I think I've told on this forum before) who are both anti-gun/anti-violence (her more than him)once confronted an actual burglar who was sneaking in their bedroom window while they slept. My uncle bolted out of bed and yelled at the guy, who quickly ran off. He turns around sees my aunt holding an authentic African hatchet of some kind (she used to go on African trips all the time for work) that had been hanging on a wall. He says "now what were you going to do with that?" and she quickly retorts "a lot more than you were going to do with that pillow, naked man" ... he didn't even realize he had a pillow in his hand and had beaten the burglar with it all while wearing only his underwear (woulda scared me away too
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