I salute you.Divided Attention wrote:
Welcome to our world! Try doing this with a kid in the stall, and NO you can't hand them your firearm to hold. Try doing this while trying to hover because the seat is beyond disgusting! Sounds to me like you might need to learn to let the pants drop to mid calf. Why would you let your britches touch the nasty floor anyway!?! For an additional challenge, try sitting while keeping the door shut because the latch doesn't work, and all this after standing in line for 10 minutes waiting for a "seat".
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