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If Chuck Norris was on the Titanic, the iceberg would have gotten out of the way.

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Chuck Norris has completed reading the entire Internet.

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Interesting fact for non-flyboys, in order to explain that only Chuck Norris can land on runway 37:

The numbers of runways are always 1 or 2 numerals in length. Add a zero to the 1 or 2 digit runway ID, and you have the directional orientation of the runway, based on 360 degrees in a circle.

Opposite ends of a runway will always be "18" different from one another, since 18 + a zero = 180 = the opposite.

So, runway 9 would = 90 degrees = east.
While the opposite end would be runway 27 = 270 = west.

So runway 37 can't exist since there are only 360 degrees in a circle which defines direction.

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Chuck Norris went to a feminists convention.
He came back with his shirt ironed and his favorite sandwich.

When Chuck Norris jumps in the lake, he doesn't get wet.
The lake gets Chucked.

Chuck Norris routinely pays for things with $9 bills. The cashiers never complain.

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