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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas , Then drive to Waco , Austin , San
Antonio, Over to Houston and down to Brownsville ...

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa ,
Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth
and finally back to Dallas ...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm a Democrat,"
"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I Voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Stinks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
And
"I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

SIA