Don't worry, you must be thinking of Texas and Oklahoma.1. We eat our young
You break the rules and we will turn you in. We will then leak the fact that we turned you in so our fans will know how clean we are. It's not that we're against breaking the rules. We're against other schools breaking the rules.

You've been to Austin? Good for you. Maybe when you know where the school is, you can judge our tailgating.8. You will have to take tailgating to a new level
I've been to Austin. Had a great time tailgating. But it was tame compared to what you will see in this conference. Crab boils, live entertainment, rows of Jack Daniels bottles, the Grove, Calhoun's. It's different here.

Speaking of the whole SEC stuff, new news posted today:
Texas A&M's time as a member of the Big 12 is all but over. In a conference call Saturday that included the Big 12's university presidents, R. Bowen Loftin, the president of Texas A&M, essentially said that the Aggies were leaving, and there was nothing the Big 12 could do to keep them, according to a person with first-hand knowledge of the call.
Multiple presidents on the call used the words "amicable divorce" when discussing the Aggies departure. That would seem to suggest that there will not be any protracted legal wrangling. Paramount in the negotiations to free Texas A&M from the conference is the university's buy out, which is estimated in $15 million range. While no specific timetable was discussed, the feeling on the call was that it the Aggies' departure could happen as soon as the end of next week.

