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WildBill wrote:There were two guys out in the field, hunting. They came upon this big hole in the ground. They both looked it in and it was so deep that they couldn't see the bottom.

One hunter says, "I wonder how deep that hole is, I can't even see the bottom."

The other hunter says, "I got an idea. We could throw something in there and listen for when it hits the bottom."

The first hunter says, "That's a great idea. Let's find something and throw it in the hole."

The two hunters look around and see this old truck transmission just laying on the ground. They both agree that would be a good object, so they pick it up and throw it into the hole. They listen and listen, but can't hear it hit the bottom.

About a minute later they see this goat zip by them and jump in the hole. They go back and listen some more, but can't hear the goat hit the bottom. They just shrug their shoulders and say, "Man that's a deep hole" and go back to hunting.

A little while later a rancher comes and sees the two hunters. He walks up to them and asks them if they have seen a goat.

One of the hunters tell the rancher, "Yeah we saw a goat go by here about twenty minutes ago. He jumped into that big hole over there."

The rancher says, "Well, that can't be my goat. I had mine tied up to an old truck transmission."